Uncategorized

Pinocchio

#21 in my ranking of Robert Zemeckis' films. This cannot be Robert Zemeckis' last film. He has to make Here. Even if Here is terrible, at least his last film won't be Pinocchio. There is something wrong at the heart of this film. There's also a lot wrong all around it, but at its heart… Continue reading Pinocchio

Uncategorized

The Terminator Franchise: The Definitive Ranking

Ah, another franchise reviewed. Also ranked. May the Listicle gods grant me bounty for this list. This is a case study in a studio led franchise that's designed to simply earn money. From a surprise beginning with a tiny-budget of a first film through giant behemoths of productions, the different production companies (that almost all… Continue reading The Terminator Franchise: The Definitive Ranking